How to deal with the man melodramatic:
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Monday, December 20, 2010
Saturday, December 18, 2010
How Do You Ice A Camo Cake
PASSIONS OF FEMALE 2: THE CAR
E'altresì known that, besides the aforementioned football, the male has a real passion for all that is technological: the car, the computer, the playstation.
We start from the car. The male has more often fanatical attention to detail: if our car looks more like a battlefield (cards, books, spare shoes, clothes, etc.) because for us the important thing is that it goes ahead, for the male NO. His car, even if it's a Panda 1985, must always be perfect. Clean. Both inside and outside. SHINY. There are men who spend their Sunday cleaning the machine, polishing the bodywork, wheels, glass .. and then the rain comes down at least most of the mud. And inside? In addition to cleaning, of course, there are seat covers, a late-model radio and, if possible, because the browser is now out of fashion, seek information from the people on the street. I am the browser does not have and even if I would, because I have a sense of direction that borders on disgust, I do not want. I like to ask people. I like the antiquated that put us six hours to explain Where is that road. Born and of the debates, often, resulting in fights, "The right is there" "No Gianna, you you're wrong, seems to me gha of going left and then right" "But it knows there disito The is to vitiate the Ciesa ".. and behind you while forming queues, with motorists hysterical.
However, we do not lose the gist. The male will be very reluctant to let you drive his car. He does not trust. He is afraid that in those ten minutes you can drive it 18 natural disasters happen, you can dab or two SUVs at the same time going to shock you to split the 80 up a hill. In other words, invent even a thousand excuses not to make you drive his car: "Love, I see the tired, the better that I drive" or "Can not you see that little visibility? Better me to drive "out there .. and a sun that breaks the stones. A demonstration of the male passion for self dall'Onorevolissima Luciana Littizzetto borrow a piece of a book that is precisely our argument:
"Let's face it all. Men will never stop the car better than treating girlfriend. Also because it does not break the balls, the machine is dumb, if he wants to tell you something turns on the lights, but the girlfriend speaks, it is not fitted with a dashboard unfortunately. Woe to slam the door a bit ' stronger than usual because it is as if to pull all the valves of the heart. And no bread stick in the car, trouble brushing her hair, careful not to stand on a rainy day without first Essert put on her slippers. His car is a temple. I stress his own. Have you ever noticed? We ride with our car and try to park it. He who says, 'But there sbattila "(his car was parked, our slamming). "But this is private parking Embassy of Burkina Faso. I stop for no parking. " "Then sbattila there." "There are strips. "Grind them there, then." "Where?" "There, between the two trucks." But there is a foot! The hang on the wall like you do with the bike in the garage? "Put a comb." Place yourself COMB, great Bedouin. The next time we take yours. It is the next time. And the manner and tone change. We want a parade to park her. A Circus Maximus. Empty arena. And then there must be a shadow, eight meters from side to side, no pigeon in flight and ready to cadergli no chestnut on the hood. To park his car should take a day off. And we women have a wonderful gift for them is unforgivable disgrace: we can never distinguish between the models of cars. Given that on average all four wheels, a few lights and a steering wheel, one o'clock for us is another. You try asking a woman who has her brother Geronimo machine. She will answer something like this: "But ... he bought two years ago .. s got a black car, big, long" "But a sedan?" Ask then. "No, I do not think German." The car for women is never a Golf, a Megane, a Delta, a tide. For us, a car is: long, big, small, tall, beautiful, ugly. And, if we also red, black, white, green or aluminum foil. STOP. Our endless car stops here. "
ps-postscript: I was looking for an explanatory video on youtube: the inscription: "Men and Cars" did not come out anything interesting, aside from annoying video of all new cars. When I typed "women to drive" .. help! 50,000 videos by the titles: "Women at the wheel, a constant danger" or "woman who parked" or "woman who makes fuel" and so on. But it is so true that we are more clumsy than men to drive?? I leave to you the answer ... in the end still a cute video I found ..
E'altresì known that, besides the aforementioned football, the male has a real passion for all that is technological: the car, the computer, the playstation.
We start from the car. The male has more often fanatical attention to detail: if our car looks more like a battlefield (cards, books, spare shoes, clothes, etc.) because for us the important thing is that it goes ahead, for the male NO. His car, even if it's a Panda 1985, must always be perfect. Clean. Both inside and outside. SHINY. There are men who spend their Sunday cleaning the machine, polishing the bodywork, wheels, glass .. and then the rain comes down at least most of the mud. And inside? In addition to cleaning, of course, there are seat covers, a late-model radio and, if possible, because the browser is now out of fashion, seek information from the people on the street. I am the browser does not have and even if I would, because I have a sense of direction that borders on disgust, I do not want. I like to ask people. I like the antiquated that put us six hours to explain Where is that road. Born and of the debates, often, resulting in fights, "The right is there" "No Gianna, you you're wrong, seems to me gha of going left and then right" "But it knows there disito The is to vitiate the Ciesa ".. and behind you while forming queues, with motorists hysterical.
However, we do not lose the gist. The male will be very reluctant to let you drive his car. He does not trust. He is afraid that in those ten minutes you can drive it 18 natural disasters happen, you can dab or two SUVs at the same time going to shock you to split the 80 up a hill. In other words, invent even a thousand excuses not to make you drive his car: "Love, I see the tired, the better that I drive" or "Can not you see that little visibility? Better me to drive "out there .. and a sun that breaks the stones. A demonstration of the male passion for self dall'Onorevolissima Luciana Littizzetto borrow a piece of a book that is precisely our argument:
"Let's face it all. Men will never stop the car better than treating girlfriend. Also because it does not break the balls, the machine is dumb, if he wants to tell you something turns on the lights, but the girlfriend speaks, it is not fitted with a dashboard unfortunately. Woe to slam the door a bit ' stronger than usual because it is as if to pull all the valves of the heart. And no bread stick in the car, trouble brushing her hair, careful not to stand on a rainy day without first Essert put on her slippers. His car is a temple. I stress his own. Have you ever noticed? We ride with our car and try to park it. He who says, 'But there sbattila "(his car was parked, our slamming). "But this is private parking Embassy of Burkina Faso. I stop for no parking. " "Then sbattila there." "There are strips. "Grind them there, then." "Where?" "There, between the two trucks." But there is a foot! The hang on the wall like you do with the bike in the garage? "Put a comb." Place yourself COMB, great Bedouin. The next time we take yours. It is the next time. And the manner and tone change. We want a parade to park her. A Circus Maximus. Empty arena. And then there must be a shadow, eight meters from side to side, no pigeon in flight and ready to cadergli no chestnut on the hood. To park his car should take a day off. And we women have a wonderful gift for them is unforgivable disgrace: we can never distinguish between the models of cars. Given that on average all four wheels, a few lights and a steering wheel, one o'clock for us is another. You try asking a woman who has her brother Geronimo machine. She will answer something like this: "But ... he bought two years ago .. s got a black car, big, long" "But a sedan?" Ask then. "No, I do not think German." The car for women is never a Golf, a Megane, a Delta, a tide. For us, a car is: long, big, small, tall, beautiful, ugly. And, if we also red, black, white, green or aluminum foil. STOP. Our endless car stops here. "
ps-postscript: I was looking for an explanatory video on youtube: the inscription: "Men and Cars" did not come out anything interesting, aside from annoying video of all new cars. When I typed "women to drive" .. help! 50,000 videos by the titles: "Women at the wheel, a constant danger" or "woman who parked" or "woman who makes fuel" and so on. But it is so true that we are more clumsy than men to drive?? I leave to you the answer ... in the end still a cute video I found ..
Friday, December 10, 2010
Friday, December 3, 2010
How Many Watts Does A Gts 250 In Sli Use
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Thursday, December 2, 2010
Folding Out Computer Arm
but mmorite!
There are times when I wish it were legal to use the bazooka. But not for all eh, just for me (honest - and who says so? - I say, fidete) cosmic crap that I hear of people do not realize where it's not the way to the john.
In these cases, where little more than thirty-two girls allow themselves to say: "On the roof there I'd shoot the bombs is Vonn 'philosophers, went to work, then in these cases I would not say anything, I would not say (oh no) that their children maybe one day go to university and maybe want to create a future and perhaps seek a job and maybe not find him, and maybe are underpaid and maybe someone will vomit on their degree and maybe return home tired and killed and their maybe, loving mothers, they will want to respond to their children, but that response will die in a painful silence.
Well, I do not mean this to be mothers, but only a loud, heartfelt, sudden FUCK. 
There are times when I wish it were legal to use the bazooka. But not for all eh, just for me (honest - and who says so? - I say, fidete) cosmic crap that I hear of people do not realize where it's not the way to the john.
In these cases, where little more than thirty-two girls allow themselves to say: "On the roof there I'd shoot the bombs is Vonn 'philosophers, went to work, then in these cases I would not say anything, I would not say (oh no) that their children maybe one day go to university and maybe want to create a future and perhaps seek a job and maybe not find him, and maybe are underpaid and maybe someone will vomit on their degree and maybe return home tired and killed and their maybe, loving mothers, they will want to respond to their children, but that response will die in a painful silence.
Well, I do not mean this to be mothers, but only a loud, heartfelt, sudden FUCK.
What Is Spcentral.org
-depth Video male passions: soccer
After two videos explaining the phenomenon (one of two videos shows us not a football fan, but "baskettistico, but you will notice as the result does not change):
After two videos explaining the phenomenon (one of two videos shows us not a football fan, but "baskettistico, but you will notice as the result does not change):
Bi-fold Door Mechanism
THE PASSIONS OF MALE
Let us, finally, a new chapter of our in-depth study on the male. We will go there to explore the passions of the male, with a sign on its economy or its ability to manage the money they have. But first things first.
We all know that if the male has some passion, we become mad. He can not titrate the emotion, not contain, go crazy and start to only see his passion (the wish, my dear, it is obvious that his passion is you). According to a study involving 100 men with dott. Bilolone, a researcher at the University of Honolulu in the male psyche, the passions more than the male may lead to that state of excitement, emotion and stoned are:
1) FOOTBALL: Just the word has probably already explained everything, but it is worth reporting the results obtained by Dr. Bilolone. He, in fact, under the control of a powerful computer analyzed the psyche of men, has achieved important results. He put the 100 men of different nationalities, religions etc. in front of a TV and has projected a lot of the important ones. He has recorded the following amazing results: 70% cancellation of all brain function (lack of response to visual, auditory, and even sex), 20% resulted in confusion, unable to understand the words of outsiders, but in conscious 'and use the dirty word of the insult, 10% totally disinterested (in a 5% homosexual and 5% possible UP).
Well, football is in many males, the unbridled passion. But we move on to our point of interest. What are the consequences for the woman?
First, we point out, football NEVER RESTS. You believe that the games were only on Sundays, as Rita Pavone said, and one day was not a problem: "everyone has his passions," he thought looking at your man with close-fitting T-shirt of his favorite team swearing in front of the TV, do incantations or ballet horrible at the time of the goal. MA NON E 'COSI'. Why is the advance, there on Wednesday, is the Sunday lunch (for which the male, concentrated to follow the game all the dirty clothes to food, so that the doterete of bib, with strictly colors of his favorite team), there on Wednesday. Then there's the Champions League matches involving the national, the other teams because you have gufare, the match between Fiji and French Polynesia, the match between RAI and Mediaset journalists, in short, there is no respite.
Then there are the sites, the radio, because you have to be informed about the health of players in their team. One had an accident, a tripped down the stairs and listen, listen, to one he almost choked a slice of ham. DRAMA. Panic flutters in the eyes of your man, but it's nothing. The real panic, for him and you will be when his team loses a game. After the insults, the crying, the shouting, the male mesto off the TV. And do not utter the word, nor you, nor anyone else, except mumble something wrong about playing techniques. Tip: Do not approach in that case, you risk being mistaken for the coach and insulted. Do not even try to calm him down with the classic remedy that works with everything: do not give anything, you risk only to stay bad. Let it cool off, calm down. The man football
also constantly uses buy gadgets of his team and take them home. The risk, if you live together, is to see objects appear with your man really horrible, that he wants to put in the most visible sign of your home. Council: the first gadgets lasciateglieli put in a fund is also his home. When the kitsch will prevail on your taste, move objects hidden: the male buys so many that after a while 'forgets.
We conclude that this passion is a passion for all things healthy and if you are open to new ideas, perhaps you can take from his enthusiasm, you also become supporters and spend happy moments with your average male. 
Let us, finally, a new chapter of our in-depth study on the male. We will go there to explore the passions of the male, with a sign on its economy or its ability to manage the money they have. But first things first.
We all know that if the male has some passion, we become mad. He can not titrate the emotion, not contain, go crazy and start to only see his passion (the wish, my dear, it is obvious that his passion is you). According to a study involving 100 men with dott. Bilolone, a researcher at the University of Honolulu in the male psyche, the passions more than the male may lead to that state of excitement, emotion and stoned are:
1) FOOTBALL: Just the word has probably already explained everything, but it is worth reporting the results obtained by Dr. Bilolone. He, in fact, under the control of a powerful computer analyzed the psyche of men, has achieved important results. He put the 100 men of different nationalities, religions etc. in front of a TV and has projected a lot of the important ones. He has recorded the following amazing results: 70% cancellation of all brain function (lack of response to visual, auditory, and even sex), 20% resulted in confusion, unable to understand the words of outsiders, but in conscious 'and use the dirty word of the insult, 10% totally disinterested (in a 5% homosexual and 5% possible UP).
Well, football is in many males, the unbridled passion. But we move on to our point of interest. What are the consequences for the woman?
First, we point out, football NEVER RESTS. You believe that the games were only on Sundays, as Rita Pavone said, and one day was not a problem: "everyone has his passions," he thought looking at your man with close-fitting T-shirt of his favorite team swearing in front of the TV, do incantations or ballet horrible at the time of the goal. MA NON E 'COSI'. Why is the advance, there on Wednesday, is the Sunday lunch (for which the male, concentrated to follow the game all the dirty clothes to food, so that the doterete of bib, with strictly colors of his favorite team), there on Wednesday. Then there's the Champions League matches involving the national, the other teams because you have gufare, the match between Fiji and French Polynesia, the match between RAI and Mediaset journalists, in short, there is no respite.
Then there are the sites, the radio, because you have to be informed about the health of players in their team. One had an accident, a tripped down the stairs and listen, listen, to one he almost choked a slice of ham. DRAMA. Panic flutters in the eyes of your man, but it's nothing. The real panic, for him and you will be when his team loses a game. After the insults, the crying, the shouting, the male mesto off the TV. And do not utter the word, nor you, nor anyone else, except mumble something wrong about playing techniques. Tip: Do not approach in that case, you risk being mistaken for the coach and insulted. Do not even try to calm him down with the classic remedy that works with everything: do not give anything, you risk only to stay bad. Let it cool off, calm down. The man football
also constantly uses buy gadgets of his team and take them home. The risk, if you live together, is to see objects appear with your man really horrible, that he wants to put in the most visible sign of your home. Council: the first gadgets lasciateglieli put in a fund is also his home. When the kitsch will prevail on your taste, move objects hidden: the male buys so many that after a while 'forgets.
We conclude that this passion is a passion for all things healthy and if you are open to new ideas, perhaps you can take from his enthusiasm, you also become supporters and spend happy moments with your average male.
Sunday, November 28, 2010
How To Make A Homemade Air Tank For Air Horns
Amm 'to survaivor
I do not understand the type of guy Wild , that every time naturalist who attempts autosparandosi suicide in the desert with water bottle and Barbie sunglasses purchased from China under the house.
disc that teaches us ways to survive in case of need, for example if you get lost in the jungle Caribbean (things that happen eh).
Be 'the other night was thrown from a helicopter at sea (who does not?) In less than an hour and swam among the sharks, came ashore, he built a boat with buckets the Dash, has re swam among the sharks (because if you do an even number of times the sharks say, hey, it's the first imbescille let him lose), but the island has come across - be careful attention - there was a mangrove forest, then he with his Ikea boxcutter sfrakke and sfrikke the cut, then found himself - toh, but look a bit '- in the jungle, since there were a cifrone of mosquitoes is hid her face in the mud (version smelly and natural points or greasy or Off), then with a cactus has created a glass to drink and the leaf of a plant from the Latin name for easy storage has been done because of shin hey, do not forget that there are one thousand feet of caterpillars with venomous claws, but if they see that you wear socks with leaves say this is a smart, let him lose (see the sharks). Then he walked and walked, has come in a canyon, he found a shrimp, and if the tycoon is well, whole and also live in the jungle because there is no time to lose, then he climbed a wall with his bare hands, he swam against the current, clung to a liana, has a dislocated shoulder but he was not, strong force scale scale, walk walk walk ... and finally arrived at the Hotel Curaçao where he was greeted at the rate of Colita.
Well, I do not think such a thing will ever happen. Rather, dear authors, I would find useful a program on how to survive in a meeting of the condominium (including the launch of dentures).
Regards, Blaz
I do not understand the type of guy Wild , that every time naturalist who attempts autosparandosi suicide in the desert with water bottle and Barbie sunglasses purchased from China under the house.
disc that teaches us ways to survive in case of need, for example if you get lost in the jungle Caribbean (things that happen eh).
Be 'the other night was thrown from a helicopter at sea (who does not?) In less than an hour and swam among the sharks, came ashore, he built a boat with buckets the Dash, has re swam among the sharks (because if you do an even number of times the sharks say, hey, it's the first imbescille let him lose), but the island has come across - be careful attention - there was a mangrove forest, then he with his Ikea boxcutter sfrakke and sfrikke the cut, then found himself - toh, but look a bit '- in the jungle, since there were a cifrone of mosquitoes is hid her face in the mud (version smelly and natural points or greasy or Off), then with a cactus has created a glass to drink and the leaf of a plant from the Latin name for easy storage has been done because of shin hey, do not forget that there are one thousand feet of caterpillars with venomous claws, but if they see that you wear socks with leaves say this is a smart, let him lose (see the sharks). Then he walked and walked, has come in a canyon, he found a shrimp, and if the tycoon is well, whole and also live in the jungle because there is no time to lose, then he climbed a wall with his bare hands, he swam against the current, clung to a liana, has a dislocated shoulder but he was not, strong force scale scale, walk walk walk ... and finally arrived at the Hotel Curaçao where he was greeted at the rate of Colita.
Well, I do not think such a thing will ever happen. Rather, dear authors, I would find useful a program on how to survive in a meeting of the condominium (including the launch of dentures).
Regards, Blaz
Saturday, November 20, 2010
Dressy Shirts That Go With Skinny Jeans
LESSON 10: PHENOMENOLOGY OF MALE: ANNOYING PEOPLE
gathered here a set of categories that is not worth going one by one, so you can move more quickly to the next module, which will be divided into two classes: "The passions of the male" and "Economics of the male ".
However, group together very quickly, conclude this first overview of types (which may be enriched during the academic year with further examples and new discoveries), the most representative cases of male-annoying, those who are not dangerous but annoying in short, that make us turn the bales.
cite the famous first and pluristudiato HARD MEN, one who has the blinders on and is very narrow views. It can be about important topics such as politics, society and religion but also on more concrete aspects of everyday life. In short, if you ask, for instance, of going to the movies or eating out, it is likely that you will do at least two weeks in advance, so that it can segnarselo sull'agendina of Pokemon or avoid that evening to pull out of the freezer the broth with the noodles. Tell him the same evening, or worse, to surprise him, it would lead to a hysterical (seeing his plans WordShuffle) you and a consequent discomfort. So let's all
' ELUSIVE MAN, what you do not have the balls to take things and run. In general, who cares, but when I start to miss you, then, yes, it bothers. Maybe because once she had loved him, fruitful or not, and believes that if the rivedeste, you could suffer a lot (something that is a strong dose of self-centeredness) or perhaps, more simply, because he feels inferior to you and stand comparison. Then continues to escape and often escapes to nothing, why do not you know that you did not want him marriage proposals, the coupling or the like, but just ask him to take a coffee. Annoying!.
is the time, now, d ell ' MAN SUCKER , opposite to the previous case. The suction cup used to pretend not to understand the word "NO" and all its derivatives. A study conducted by Professor Horse of the University of Ca 'dei Oppi reveals, however, often do not pretend that the suction cup but just do not get it, do not understand. As a child he was not ever said no, and then is a term that is not entered his vocabulary. The consequences? Let's take a practical example to understand better, with two such conversations:
CASE 1:
UV (man sucker): Hello, go to the cinema tonight?
Q: Hello I can not, I already have a commitment, I'm sorry
U: Ok ... what time you step to take then?
D: No excuse, you do not understand, I can not, I have a commitment!
U: OK, go to 20.45
CASE 2 (taken from the show Beautiful, which will be discussed in a future lessons)
U Tell me you still love me!
D: No, sorry, our love is gone ..
U Tell me you still love me or I spend my life trying to win you back. ...
D: (ossignore ...)
Let us, then, from Ventosa to ' Undecided . His favorite phrase is "I do not know" or in some cases "as you like." His indecision is chronic and newspapers ranging from the most important aspects. He does not know what he wants to do tonight, do not know what he'd like to eat, do not know if he beat the piss or not, does not know whether he is in love. In short, poor, does not know is that you can not do much about it. His indecision is infinite and is not Council awaits the position of this type of male because there is a serious danger to be covered with cobwebs. Seemingly positive aspect is that you feel that, since he is not exposed, maybe you can decide the movies to see or where to go: NO, because your decision will still not good. At that cordially ask: "So, you propose something from you, no? "Answer:" Mmm, I do not know, but not what you said! "ANNOYING!
Two other award-winning on the list of annoying: 's MAN WHO THE TRUTH' IN POCKET and 's MAN Dolz . With the first We do not recommend engaging in any conversation on any topic. It will leave exhausted and, of course, annoyed because Codest male Pretender (and will also be convinced) that you have all the right answers. Everything I try to say, just to do a little 'discussion of sound, will be discarded a priori. The
Dolz instead will be able to churn out a maximum scontatezza unspeakable in front of some of your problem or to request for advice (even constructive). An example of such conversation can make the best idea:
Q: my mom I'm tired Do not take it anymore!
UD: Oh yes, do not worry, life is tough but we must face it with a smile!
D: ... ...
Or
Q: You are really asshole look, the next time he does it again I swear it's over!
UD: But how .. love is like an apostrophe between the words I love pink .. by forgive me!
D: STI COCKS
It seems to churn out these pearls of wisdom and obvious, this type of male to spend hours eating Baci jealously in a drawer and keep all the cards and then use them as weapons (bankruptcy) of cuckoo . ANNOYING!
To conclude, at the suggestion of Dr. GEI_B Fletcher, 's MAN angry . This is the kind of male who allows himself to go to the worst profanity, but until he does so, it is goliardia innocent men, the problem arises when you, a woman (in his ideal would still speak the language of the '500 and look a bit 'to the "Beatrice" by Dante) or use a bad word said, so to speak, colorful expressions. It is angry. You shut up, you look upset and then says, "But how do you speak?? But do you think?? "And the expression level playing field where we put it? ANNOYING!
Monday, November 15, 2010
Cervix Soft During Menstruation
LESSON 9: PHENOMENOLOGY OF MALE: MAN VICTIM
In this case, we are facing a very dangerous category, especially for those women who have a spirit of "nurse". But considering that this feature is present in most women (in doses higher or lower), the danger of running into this type of male is around the corner and for all.
Everything seems normal at first, as in many other types have already been addressed, but this time there will be something that will sound a bit 'strange from the beginning. Man victim, in fact, during your first exit will immediately begin to tell you something unpleasant that has happened childhood, his problems at work or who suffered painful separations, giving birth in you that inevitable sense of tenderness and protection typical of females. In short, you will be comforted in your arms for all the bad things that have lived. He also will make you believe, at some point, that you are his angel able to cancel all its enormous problems, the only one who can finally save. You believe it and take this report with what you see as a man sweet and fragile, so much that he trusts you and loves you with all of himself.
LEVEL OF DANGER: 8.5. Help! Every man for himself! Once initiated the relationship with man victim, the games will be made and will be hard for you, and not just goodbye. Man victim, with considerable cunning, knows how to play the victimization of its outputs with you and will do so both before and during and especially at the end of the report (especially if you decide to close.) During the report, the man uses the victim through his complaints and his constant paranoia, rest on their laurels, coming to take literally the goodness and good faith of his wife who naively tries to help him recover from all its bad luck. So, unconsciously, the woman finds herself doing the "mom" or "maid" of the male victim. At the time, however, where you'll be having some problems, it will be handsomely paid and called a "trifle" in comparison to the problems besetting terribly serious and devour the fragile mind of your man. Arrive, then, to a maximum level of endurance and decide (within reason) to terminate the relationship with the whining. It is here that presents the most difficult moment in which the hazard rises to 9 . The whining, in fact, if you leave it to you (as is likely because stoves have a child and not a boyfriend), will make you feel guilty. Heavily. You will be implicated as insensitive and heartless creatures, the bitches that left a man in need, just in time that he was about to do it to heal all their ills. At these words, my dear, not too badateci. You will not EVER a man to save the victim, even if you were Maria Goretti: it is his nature and will continue to complain even at 90 years with the Russian domestic workers who may not know Italian (Lucky you), perhaps no one will understand word of the whining of the individual.
tip: If you wish not to give up a relationship with the victim man, equip yourself with earplugs transparent so as to pretend to listen to what he says when, in fact, been thinking of something else .
Saturday, November 13, 2010
Retirement Quotes Put On Cakes
LESSON 8: PHENOMENOLOGY OF MALE: MAN PORK
Man pork, mind you, is not , as it may seem, man synonymous with the porn. If it is indeed clever, deceitful, but it is often beautiful and experienced amateur art so much as to forgive its transience, the man pork is a little different. With the porn man has in common only the ability, subterfuge, even though it is often much more slippery and ambiguous. We find large, widespread and pluristudiati examples in politics, even among the high echelons of the state. The pig man is, in fact, a pig (with all due respect to the poor pig, always the victims of these sad associations). It is often an ugly old man (old man UM = man) but he is still young in mind and use lure young girls. And lover of all that is rake and went to all the places where he knows that you can find women too young and inexperienced to be able to respond intelligently to his slimy advances. She loves to party and, in general, is skilled in the practice of Bunga Bunga. His behavior slimy hides a strong dose of male chauvinism and intolerance towards women, intolerance which obviously derives from the knowledge (although not admit it even under torture) of their superiority and consequent fear of being demoted and replaced by a woman.
RISK LEVEL: 7. The danger of meeting men, that spirit of emulation of the great political and powerful men, take on human behavior pork is very high. This comforting, or may frighten, is that the pig is inherent to human nature so those who try to imitate without possessing this 'talent' will fail miserably. Run into a pig man can have two levels of danger, depending on the type of woman that you entered: if young, inexperienced and willing to make a career in a fast and painless, the danger is at a 9. In the case where the human pig, however, lies in front of a strong woman, independent and not willing to endure his bullying, the danger level drops to 3. He feels helpless in fact, begin to play dirty and bad jokes to try to offend her, but she found the subject, the real hit in his insecurity by making his biggest fear (see above).
Thursday, November 11, 2010
Cad Drawings Beauty Salon
Six pear or potato? (EH?)
"We are talking about that ass for the creators of Wonderbum, are similar (in appearance and characteristics) in fruits and vegetables. According to their research, 45% of women would be "tomato," 30% "potato," 15% "pear", and the remaining 10% "catch." So many different shapes for a fun game that does not take into account the ancient system of rigid and sizes. " (Here the pearl).
Oh well ', are important research, sìssìssì.
Also I was wondering if your brain is shaped like a total drunkard khaki or quince. Just so you
free women from the strict regime of Beyoncé's ass, that's right. Not pursuing the idea that her ass is not counting (luck aside), but telling them, hey, plum ass, I like you! Especially if challenging the plum sheath dress with a taffeta, thanks.
We talk about important things, not the cabbage.
And now I and my ass watermelon we go back to work, hello. 
"We are talking about that ass for the creators of Wonderbum, are similar (in appearance and characteristics) in fruits and vegetables. According to their research, 45% of women would be "tomato," 30% "potato," 15% "pear", and the remaining 10% "catch." So many different shapes for a fun game that does not take into account the ancient system of rigid and sizes. " (Here the pearl).
Oh well ', are important research, sìssìssì.
Also I was wondering if your brain is shaped like a total drunkard khaki or quince. Just so you
free women from the strict regime of Beyoncé's ass, that's right. Not pursuing the idea that her ass is not counting (luck aside), but telling them, hey, plum ass, I like you! Especially if challenging the plum sheath dress with a taffeta, thanks.
We talk about important things, not the cabbage.
And now I and my ass watermelon we go back to work, hello.
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
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LESSON 7: PHENOMENOLOGY OF MALE: MAN PACK
The man package is to be understood in all facets of the meaning of the term "package": first is the classic man Heavy , that you would never meet in dentist's waiting room or while you're in line at the post office because you're certain that once you activate the button "heaviness" you is not me but even more than scollerà t'intorterà and destroy you with his speeches that range from the philosophy of Kant the dead cat on the balcony up to the heaviness of his iconic phrase "life is an obstacle, but we are made to circumvent it."
But man pack is not limited to this type of specimen is male, but that too, worse than the first, and surely that is not necessarily happy if will "give the package", that gives you pit , it makes a thousand promises and then lock, does not show the appointment and maybe not even worthy to justify or apologize.
This male specimen is particularly annoying: a character is generally quiet, calm, very kind and helpful, often used phrases or expressions such as "I can not worry!" Or "excuse for tonight but tomorrow night I will forgive. "
course pack man never takes initiative in approach, indeed it is almost always the woman, naive, becomes fascinated by the excessive politeness and falls into the trap of the wolf.
The relationship with the man package seems to be for the better, until it reaches the first (and certainly not last) parcel. Generally, the typical justification of man is this "treasure I'm overwhelmed, I studied / worked / combed the chiuahua / potato plants throughout the day, you do not mind if we do another night is not it?". Obviously the woman is compassionate, is the first time that happens, it can happen to anyone and although it should not simply respond with a "do nothing on, I understand."
Since then, she must prepare for endless packages and endless absurd justifications designed and devised by man with quality package, which has now become a professional in his art.
The question is the purpose of these examples of man, that make sense to have pocketed billions of times the supposed girlfriend. E 'is often difficult to explain and reductive to think that man is so smart package to pull the package to go by his lover. In most cases the man is suffering from a real pack their condition, is stronger than him, is part of his being to pull the pack, is a behavior that probably also with friends who decide to get even with the opposite sex. He is a man who can not, however, that his pack can be quickly braise the woman who almost always dismisses it with one of his justifications readjusted to the situation, "Treasury would like to stay with you but I have to help a neighbor to kill woodworm of his furniture, so I guess I'll have for a long, perhaps a year or two ... but anyway we will meet again .. you do not mind it? "
RISK LEVEL: 6. The danger level is related mainly to the psychological pressure that must endure the unfortunate each time the parcel man invents an excuse: it is inventing an excuse because he has a lover? He does not want to go out with me because I suck? Why prefer to work than to stay with me? Oppresses it, I leave it too free? Generally, if it seems to persist, you should not worry too much and maybe ask questions but to act in a spontaneous way "because I continue to give the package?" Is not guaranteed a convincing answer, but no doubt it will get in a crisis and time will not have a justification or an excuse ready!
lecture given by Professor exceptionally skilled in Paccologia, Gianfilippo Ms. Bertini. To her our heartfelt thanks.
Saturday, November 6, 2010
Men Posing In Ladies Panties
LESSON 6: PHENOMENOLOGY OF MALE: The ideal man
the ideal man
usually normal man, who had relations in the past (but not too many) and that poses as a romantic. He seems in search of true, complete and at first sight, and we also believe firmly. His model of beauty is Megan Fox and believes that, if met, she would definitely there. The risk of being dazzled by this male model is quite high, precisely because of his romantic vision of love, which is somewhat closer to that of some women and that, therefore, can ensnare. Also it is a gallant man, courteous, you seem of another era, he uses his women hold compliments.
Danger Rating: 7.5. Just as a romance, which seems something beautiful and on the other times, there is the danger of this category of males. Living in the 'ideal' and not in reality, the male in question used never to be satisfied that it finds. He will then try to get away from you but it will obviously always so gallant and full of compliments. The phrase alarm bells: "You deserve more than me, because you're a special person." You'd think then that if you were so special, he could start a relationship with you but the phrase in question must be phrased correctly. According to a study by the University of Oxford, the possible interpretation of the cryptic phrase could be: "You deserve more (translation: I respect more and sooner or later I'll find it), because you're special (translation," but I meet a person even more special). " In short, these individuals are continuing with their search for the absolute woman. Often, the idealist, young man with high hopes, in time becomes the adult, and the question we posed earlier (see Section mature man) "because this man is single in 40 years?" Result is a logic and sad response.
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I never find the right words to explain what I do.
For goodness sake, there are many jobs that people do not understand the fly, but the editor always leaves in his eyes I spoke of an aura of great concern as the tide of oil into the Gulf of Mexico (and focus attention, to get off in the halo extends more details).
What do you do?
Editor.
...?
That is, work in a publishing house.
Ah! Writing books?
Um, no, those are the writers.
Ah.
I shall correct them and paginated.
...!
That is, I prepare them.
Ah! Li dies!
Um, no, that's the printer. I will fix them and use a program to "make" books
(blankly).
Capito. Look, I've got me 'na written to be printed on a shirt, is a gift, not you ...?
-_-Ok, I'm sending to a printer friend of mine.
Great! See you then, eh!
...
Then there's my uncle that every time he asks me if I do that please Azzio ste du 'copy, but oh well. 
I never find the right words to explain what I do.
For goodness sake, there are many jobs that people do not understand the fly, but the editor always leaves in his eyes I spoke of an aura of great concern as the tide of oil into the Gulf of Mexico (and focus attention, to get off in the halo extends more details).
What do you do?
Editor.
...?
That is, work in a publishing house.
Ah! Writing books?
Um, no, those are the writers.
Ah.
I shall correct them and paginated.
...!
That is, I prepare them.
Ah! Li dies!
Um, no, that's the printer. I will fix them and use a program to "make" books
(blankly).
Capito. Look, I've got me 'na written to be printed on a shirt, is a gift, not you ...?
-_-Ok, I'm sending to a printer friend of mine.
Great! See you then, eh!
...
Then there's my uncle that every time he asks me if I do that please Azzio ste du 'copy, but oh well.
Friday, November 5, 2010
Can H Pylori Cause Hot Flashes?
Then I had a lot of things to say but it took me two ice ages to create my own page that all that remained was in there, like a bigbabbol under the counter of the school. As soon as you speak off, eh.
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Senior Week In Ocean City Maryland
LESSON 5: PHENOMENOLOGY OF MALE: L ' fearful man
The fearful man
This category is particularly increasing in recent years, hence also the role of power that women are gradually taking on work life and social development. The scary was a man apparently normal, not particularly beautiful but not ugly (it's in the media). You know in places frequented in everyday life, work, university, at a party. It is strikingly normal, in a good way: it is not as elusive porn man and if you leave your number is likely that you will call to exit. And when the output does not stun you with words, as the intellectual, but will also talk about you, appreciating (or pretending to appreciate) your interests. Similarly, in the underwear will prove normal but you will probably feel good by finding a right fit between the act itself and the pampering that precede and below. Well, as normal will inspire you to want to start a relationship with this boy because you think that in a world of people so strange, could be the time you can really fix.
LEVEL OF DANGER: 8. This male has a very high level of danger because, when you're enmeshed, once you have imagined a better normal normal life with this man, he will bring down all your certainties. The man belonging to this type, in fact, manifests its nature only when the transition from "open relationship" to the "real relationship". In short, when you declare your intentions "series" dictated by the normality of the subject, the male will prove to be quite abnormal. He will tell you, in fact, that does not feel ready and, at times, adds that he is afraid. This response will trigger a flurry of thoughts in you and you may initially feel guilty for making an application for such an absurdity, and so frightening, especially when you notice the terrified face of the male who looks at you as if you asked him a kidney, or worse, to get married and have 15 children.
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
Kidney Stones Could It Be Grey
LESSON 4: PHENOMENOLOGY OF MALE: The old man
MATURE MAN
All women happen sooner or later, to have a heel for this type of male: the teacher at school, the teacher of some sports, musician, etc.. The old man is striking because it is larger, has more experience, is just more mature and knows more about us. We think it can teach us a lot and who knows how to manage a relationship much better than a twenty undecided. And we also think that it can be very funny in the most intimate areas because he knows, or at least should know, a pack (at least with more experience of life). In addition, the mature man is also the transgression, as it would put us in a socially ambiguous situation and not fully accepted by most people.
RISK LEVEL: 7. The danger is there in case of success is the failure of a potential relationship with the adult. The case of failure is more serious: the crush on the man becomes mature idealization of the male in question, and you can fake that torments you with this picture for a long time. In the case report, however, the danger is often in the fall of this idealization. The man thought that experienced, mature, ready to teach you and give you real life lessons is often only one. The story falls and you find that your man-Mature is not like George Clooney or Richard Gere. If so you may wonder how it was possible that a single man as he had arrived at that age, common to find the answer and, in most cases, will not be what you expected. The youth turns out to be admired in him, at a later time, just a childish not required. And then, let's talk about: the wind at a certain age is less and performance is weakened.
A positive aspect of the encounter-relationship with the adult, however, and there is a reconsideration of the male elements of his generation.
Saturday, October 30, 2010
Cervix High Soft 5 Days Before Period
LESSON 3: PHENOMENOLOGY OF MALE: MAN FRIEND
MAN FRIEND
This male specimen is present in the daily lives of all of you. You have known him a long time ago, though more often it is a friend recently acquired a few years. He has placed in your lives and you have brought in because he was nice, we could talk about everything, you had the same interests: was, in short, a good friend, indeed.
This type is a little more complex because of the above is divided into innocent and premeditated. The former have really started the friendly relationship with you without anything else and they realized only later that you want something more, instead of saying it clearly, however, prefer to continue the technique of his trusting in some miracle from the sky or throwing here and there, during outings and conversations, some sexual metaphor. The premeditated, nasty race to avoid, what is buddy but pretends to be from the beginning that basically wants to get to the sex (as you understand, this is a subcategory common with porn man). Has not yet been explained why this kind of friend-I do all premeditated casino, instead of declaring his intentions to the woman from the beginning (the easiest thing and save a lot of energy). The man is basically very patient friend, knows wait, is a good listener, but lacks the courage in action.
LEVEL OF DANGER: 7. The danger level is based here, rather than on the male, on the ability of women to understand their true intentions. The risk of disappointment is high: I think I met a friend who loved to listen in a disinterested when he spoke of the new glaze or deletions of X Factor, only to discover that the bitterly that he did so mainly to get something else. It is important therefore to try to analyze the gestures of the man-friend while you listen and try to understand the implicit sexual metaphors that he places in his speeches. To admire, however, in this type of man, patience (that are missing in the previous examples).
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LESSON 2: PHENOMENOLOGY OF MALE: The intellectual man
intellectual man
Even the intellectual man is a readily identifiable category and "evergreen". This model of man is the opposite of porn-man: if the first does not love the conversation but particularly preferred, with great sincerity, taking action, the intellectual is a lover of culture, thought and, above all, himself . The intellectual in fact, often has a special beauty or prowess physics, using the technique of stunning : he invites you to drink a beer and then will keep you talking for hours about politics, music, travel and so on and so forth. There is no denying that this boy is actually an intelligent person but it is often self-centered and will tell you all not so much for the spirit of simple conversation or real interest in the topics addressed as to show what is cultured. This, of course, hides a strong insecurity behind the consequences of which, in the case report, are sure to fall on you. Also remember that this type of man very rarely do the first step, but leave it all to the woman.
RISK LEVEL: 6. Small enough, as we believe that this model can be easily managed, at least in non-pathological cases. The main risk is to be dazzled by his culture, his activism and then want to start a relationship thinking that he had found, finally, a man with other interests in addition to the physical and primordial. The problem that will not be in the report itself, at least initially, as the intellectual man will make you feel good, I will recite the poems of his favorite authors and I will bring with it in all its activities. The problem and danger when you sopraggiungerà, stoves seriousness and heaviness, the present activities more games. We look with disdain and wrong and, of course, will accompany you as you have done with him.
Within sex, there is a peculiarity of this kind: they're doing some good, others a bit 'less. In general, however, can miss the element of fantasy.
Finally, maximum attention at the time to say goodbye. In case he were to leave, definitely take you to the very large. If very brave will speak face-to-face for about two Oretta, starting from prehistoric times and citandovi all the "goodbyes" the most important Italian and foreign literature without going never to the point. You will have to be you, though exhausted, you get the point and the end of the thing, because it is likely that he will never have the courage to do so. The risk of being burned there, but the fact of thinking we can go have fun without feeling the ignorant fool will be worth the burn and turn off the flame shortly.
Friday, October 29, 2010
Do North Face Fleeces Shrink In Wash
Lesson 1: Phenomenology of the male: as is, in the form that appears in our lives Male (6 credits)
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Lesson 1: Phenomenology of the male: as is, in the form that appears in our lives Male (6 credits)
sketched an initial division into "types "Men, of course remembering that there are men who fall in most categories. This is the case, then, using this characterization only when you already have a basic knowledge of the object in question.
Each characterization is divided into male and description of the level of danger in case you want a relationship with the type in question.
The training of this course will consist in identifying the category of a number of males that we will present in class.
start from the categories easily identifiable even by a beginner:
PORNO MAN
The man is certainly not new. If in the last decades porn man was represented by prominent figures such as John Holmes and Rocco Siffredi, there are also clear examples in the past this kind of male. Among all remember, at the beginning of the twentieth century, Gabriele d'Annunzio, on which narrate stories of great chumps and ribs removed. Porn man, in every age, however, has characteristics in common:
- U.S. have many women, trying to change with some frequency;
- poses as a romantic, uttering sweet words and kind gestures, but clear and easily understandable as its sole purpose is the sexual act itself (it's a smart enough man, who knows how to leverage on the feelings of the woman to bring it in his bed);
- is also in fairly good 'art of farewell: after the fateful night that he longs for, he often leaves a ticket ( Teaching D'Annunzio) full of poetic words, but then disappears. Useless to try to phone, facebook, or in other ways. is versed in the art of escape, and, actually, it does so with a style almost as refined as to arouse the admiration of civil society and the victim herself.
DANGER LEVEL: 2. Confront this male specimen is not particularly dangerous. Porn man is easily recognizable. He believes that the woman drink her fake romance, but she is well aware of his basic intention, why not make too many illusions, and after the night, will continue his way without too much trouble. In exchange, the man porn can be fun and be experienced enough and satisfactory use in 'art dell'ammore .
WARNING: you often meet the so-called PUF (fake porn men). You can easily distinguish them from the porn man because, instead of going into action, PUF is the only pose a porno-men, strutting and boasting of their sexual exploits on the right and left. These specimens, more than dangerous, what can a poor record in "all smoke and no fire." In short, they talk a lot but at the moment will not be able to give a performance at the stories they told.
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Tie Around Penis Stripper
LESSONS
Here is an initial outline of the progress of lessons:
Also: in-depth seminars, conferences, meetings in the form of an aperitif. 
Here is an initial outline of the progress of lessons:
- PHENOMENOLOGY OF MALE : as is, in what form is the male in our lives.
- GENEALOGY OF THE MORAL MALE: behavioral models, Ethics of Male: derivations and origins.
- PSYCHOLOGY OF MALE : how it works (or does not work) the male psyche.
- ITALIAN AND FOREIGN LITERATURE ON MALE : large (or small!) Males of our and others' literature
- Semiology audiovisual: film, TV, radio. The male in the media.
- LOGIC OF MALE : starting from the school of Port Royal, the logic of the male until now analyzed through some basic steps.
- ECONOMICS OF FEMALE : a survey on how and what it spends Male. Financial analysis and market research.
- HISTORY OF MALE : From prehistory to the contemporary age - then you really evolved?
- GEOGRAPHY OF MALE : Male characteristics according to place of origin.
- BIOLOGY OF MALE so it is true that the male thinks primarily with the penis?
- LANGUAGE OF MALE : how he speaks and how to use it. (Form inter Arts and Sciences).
Also: in-depth seminars, conferences, meetings in the form of an aperitif.
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Course presentation
WHAT 'THIS BLOG:
The title of the blog is obviously joking, so no room for controversy. I imagine that all, or at least most of sooner or later we are both unbeaten in men as it were "special", each with its own peculiarities and would like us to use this blog to tell and tell, in an increasingly friendly and playful, but useful.
OBJECTIVE OF THE COURSE:
Our master is divided into lessons that are taught by different teachers, but all well-trained on the topics covered. The course aims at training women safe and ready to face any kind of man around. Bringing with you our manual and our lessons you will always be ready to handle various types of men you meet on your way. Free registration, no exams, but compulsory internship. For attending a meeting is planned final with the Perfect Man (UP). 
WHAT 'THIS BLOG:
The title of the blog is obviously joking, so no room for controversy. I imagine that all, or at least most of sooner or later we are both unbeaten in men as it were "special", each with its own peculiarities and would like us to use this blog to tell and tell, in an increasingly friendly and playful, but useful.
OBJECTIVE OF THE COURSE:
Our master is divided into lessons that are taught by different teachers, but all well-trained on the topics covered. The course aims at training women safe and ready to face any kind of man around. Bringing with you our manual and our lessons you will always be ready to handle various types of men you meet on your way. Free registration, no exams, but compulsory internship. For attending a meeting is planned final with the Perfect Man (UP).
Monday, August 23, 2010
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IT - Finally immortalized!
Many will remember seeing the Google wander through the streets of Gallura. Many (molti. ..?) also remember that I published a post about when I caught the fotomezzo roam the streets of Sant'Antonio di Gallura almost a year and a half ago. Well, the elaborate inicizzazione and publishing geo-photography can be considered finally completed e. .. I am depicted as he returns the favor:
Many will remember seeing the Google wander through the streets of Gallura. Many (molti. ..?) also remember that I published a post about when I caught the fotomezzo roam the streets of Sant'Antonio di Gallura almost a year and a half ago. Well, the elaborate inicizzazione and publishing geo-photography can be considered finally completed e. .. I am depicted as he returns the favor:
Sunday, May 16, 2010
How Possible Combinations In 5
IT - UPDATE - Vaio or Go?
In general we know only too well that to choose a computer that make us turn a GNU / Linux is anything but easy. Ideally, if you do not order online, take a tour of the shops, take the features, access the Internet with the first available connection (or as I did with the N900 directly in front of the shelf ...) and with the help of google search for any compatibility issues that model or its components with the Linux kernel. In my case, Vaio VPCS11E7E, I must say I was lucky because of the relatively young age of the components with which this new laptop is built. The features are unbeatable and at the level of MacBook Pro (if not better ...) but with a price hovers around without ashamed of half the bitten apple: LED-backlit display, backlit keyboard, Intel Core i3 with Nvidia graphics card with 310M CUDA, VGA video output (the classic 15-pin) and HDMI. All this comes with two front entrances to SD memory cards and memory stick (well, ...), is a Sony DVD burner, removable battery, fingerprint reader (useless even on Windows) interface and iLink (firewire) to capture video from digital camcorders. The operating system required is Windows 7 that despite the apparent good will mail from Microsoft to improve and simplify the use in comparison to Vista, continues to present limitations in the ridiculous range of settings and in the language, made it easier and less detail. Are indisputable but the improvements in terms of performance compared to its predecessor. Unfortunately, I can see that with openSUSE owners and drivers released a few weeks ago, that officially support the chipset used in this computer, nor will the HDMI output analog video output for a monitor external damage signs of life. Same thing for the internal microphone, the management of the backlight of the display adapter for Memory Stick and enable the bluetooth chip (which works, but it can not be operated on / off if not from Windows). All these options are, of course, immediately run on Windows. Nothing strange, even the sound worked at first start of openSUSE, but a little research on the internet, as usual, is the key to all solutions, and after updating alsa driver to the latest version here in the audio output that is working well. The webcam works on openSUSE, sin lacks a stable software to capture video frames or small easily and fast.
Video external
The thing that left me more puzzled, however, is the inability of the Nvidia driver to handle the video output options. It is really irritating that the card mounted on the laptop is explicitly supported by drivers that do not support all the features! The use of HDMI is one of the reasons that led me not to wait indefinitely for the new MacBook Pro and although I am more than happy with the choice (to not expect) are still forced to use Windows if I want to connect your PC to an external monitor! I hope that Nvidia will solve the problem as soon as possible.
Power
Yet another problem quite irritating, and that unfortunately occurs at the kernel level, is the lack of notification to user space programs of the connection / disconnection of the power cord! In fact, a strange thing happens: when you start your PC using the battery power status icon KDE correctly states that the power supply is disconnected and the battery is being downloaded. If at this point is connected to the battery power is indicated "in charge" but the power is still disconnected! Bottom line: the profile is always that of the savings until you change it by hand, and all events as energy management the disabling effects of PC graphics or hibernation are also retraced back! For example, if the scheme is to lock the screen and go into hibernation when the battery reaches 5 percent this happens both during the charging of the battery, giving you time to get the power and do not lose their job during the charging the battery back on standby when the battery will increase from 3% to 5%, but the management of KDE feels that the power is off! Unfortunately there is no solution KDE side, but the problem is inherent in the kernel-level management.
In conclusion, the machine is a jewel of technology, and working with openSUSE is really the feeling of a stable, fast and reliable. It takes a bit as usual 'in time for the Open Source world in adapting to new market (openSUSE 11.2 was already out when this model was announced) and 11.3 of the former is more appropriate to run on this Laptop. Many of the problems I have encountered have been resolved, making this machine an ideal platform for openSUSE. To summarize and possibly in the future to update this list after the installation of openSUSE 11.2 malfunctions on this Sony Vaio VPCS11E7E with updates 11.3:
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No audioresolved by updating alsa drivers. It works now with openSUSE 11.3 microphone inside - HDMI and VGA outputs Available modifying Xorg.conf
- Inability to manage the backlight of the display (it does not work on Windows ...)
- KDE battery applet is not able to update the status of the charger
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Bosch Vary Dishwasher
IT - A nice web service for thieves
There is much talk lately of the risks of sharing too much personal information on social networks more diverse. When the information is really too much or too detailed hypothetical there is a risk of compromising the security of a user, or this case in your home. This is a demonstration of the fact that the information available to those who have an internet connection, can be interpreted and used differently by different (better, worse?). When then to interpret this information is a Dutch developer committed to denounce this risk are created as initiatives PleaseRobMe.com that even in their simplicity are able to raise a fuss in the media reporting of the risks run by the privacy of Internet users. This site provides fact ironically as a point of reference for the criminals involved in burglary of business providing them with a tool to easily locate the houses left unattended by their occupants.
PleaseRobMe.com is nothing more than a website, created in four hours, which brings together research already possible crossing data posted on Twitter by users of the FourSquare.com service. If Twitter allows you to share it in an instant what you are doing or thinking at any given time, the service provided by the site FourSquare.com permits those who own a mobile device equipped with GPS, to share, along with information on what you are doing, the position where you are! By crossing the results of the two sites will be possible thanks to the information posted by the users, to know if and when they left their home unattended.
Certainly the initiative is more moral than practical, I do not think that all the users FourSquare.com dress alone, but it is a reminder to reflect on the direction taken by the sharing of personal information, their friends and their and acquaintances, who never fails you always raise new controversies and alarms.
The home page of the site PleaseRobMe.com
PleaseRobMe.com is nothing more than a website, created in four hours, which brings together research already possible crossing data posted on Twitter by users of the FourSquare.com service. If Twitter allows you to share it in an instant what you are doing or thinking at any given time, the service provided by the site FourSquare.com permits those who own a mobile device equipped with GPS, to share, along with information on what you are doing, the position where you are! By crossing the results of the two sites will be possible thanks to the information posted by the users, to know if and when they left their home unattended.
Certainly the initiative is more moral than practical, I do not think that all the users FourSquare.com dress alone, but it is a reminder to reflect on the direction taken by the sharing of personal information, their friends and their and acquaintances, who never fails you always raise new controversies and alarms.
Friday, February 12, 2010
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IT - Facebook chat now from your desktop!
Other interesting XMPP client that you can freely download and use on your PC:
There are also other ... search with Google! 
The announcement that Facebook would be implemented to its popular instant messaging service, the protocol XMPP (to understand, the same as google talk ) dates back to May 2008, but the promises were predicted to be maintained. During the wait, some developers have created some plug in to allow their client favorites ( Pidgin and Kopete to be precise) to connect also to chat with the methods Faceook not "standard", but never worked in duty. Yesterday we received word from Facebook official blog of the XMPP protocol that was finally implemented in the engine of Facebook chat!
And then?
So now we can all chatting happily, see who enters and exits the chat, stay in touch with friends on Facebook ... without going on Facebook!
XMPP protocol is in fact supported by many IM clients for Windows, Linux and Mac OS X. Many phones have the ability to link IM services using this protocol, but there are also programs to download to mobile devices that do not support it natively.
We see for example how easy it is to configure Kopete to join the Facebook chat:
Open settings and Kopete on posizioniamoci account. We click on the addition a new Jabber account and choose among those available
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| Viewed Kopete supports those services? |
next go to the specific settings for your Facebook account
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| of course, replace the asterisks with your name on facebook |
Now you only need to go there forward and you will see your Facebook friends from the main Kopete. For me now works much better on the chat site ...
Kopete, like most of the software released with KDE SC, is available for Windows and Mac OS X. Kopete and other software to install KDE on Windows go to this address . It is in English but there is a big button that will allow you to download a program that in turn will help in the installation of KDE programs on your computer. For OS X instead you must use MacPorts , CONUN simple command that will allow you to install many open source software such as Kopete!
Other interesting XMPP client that you can freely download and use on your PC:
There are also other ... search with Google!
Friday, January 29, 2010
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IT - Meeting ... Italy
X: Hello!
Y: Hello ...
X: And you here?
Y: Mah anything that ... around ...
X: and this tool? New? How cute!
Y: Yeah, I've got today!
X: That's cool, looks like a computer without a keyboard!
Y: It is actually a computer, the keyboard is virtual, out drawn on the screen when needed.
X: So you can do whatever you can do with a PC?
Y: Yeah, I guess yes ...
X: Ah well, then I take advantage. Since I left my house ..
Y: Go ahead, you need?
X: as soon as I send a picture I took with the digital camera, I borrow him for a second?
Y: Hemm ... the tool does not have USB inputs, I'm sorry ... I forgot the adapter at home ...
X: Ah. Oh well, the camera has a SD memory card, that is supported by all! Please ...
Y: No, sorry, no SD input ...
X: Okay come on, then rifacciamola directly with your gear. So I do not need high resolution!
Y: Hem ... no, no webcam ...
X: Hum? Damn ... Okay by me make a phone call with skype that are waiting for me, I say wait a bit '...
Y: Ops ... there is no microphone. You can just chat ...
X: But is not 3G? Let me make a telephone call normal!
Y: Yes, but only data. And I just said that no microphone ..
more ...
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
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KDE is renewed!
administrators and editors of the portal KDE Italy and its forum are happy to inform all users, actual and potential, placing the new online portal dedicated to the environment of the desktop KDE community. KDE, which in its meaning of "set of software is called Software Compilation KDE is a desktop environment Linux, BSD and other UNIX ®-compatible, which includes a large amount of programs you can use on other platforms such as Microsoft ® Windows ® and Apple ® Mac OS ® X.
Announcing the opening of the new and renovated portal and activate the new forum, the KDE team Italy invites all to visit her on the new portal to reach the new address
http://www.kdeitalia.it
The site will be, even for a short time, still accessible from the old address http://kde-it.org.
In designing the new portal, which brings new ideas and an update of the administrative structure, particular attention has been made in facilitating the new users to take their first steps into the world of KDE.
available to answer all your questions in the new forum, the KDE team Italy greets you and many expect even for a quick visit!
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