I do not understand the type of guy Wild , that every time naturalist who attempts autosparandosi suicide in the desert with water bottle and Barbie sunglasses purchased from China under the house.
disc that teaches us ways to survive in case of need, for example if you get lost in the jungle Caribbean (things that happen eh).
Be 'the other night was thrown from a helicopter at sea (who does not?) In less than an hour and swam among the sharks, came ashore, he built a boat with buckets the Dash, has re swam among the sharks (because if you do an even number of times the sharks say, hey, it's the first imbescille let him lose), but the island has come across - be careful attention - there was a mangrove forest, then he with his Ikea boxcutter sfrakke and sfrikke the cut, then found himself - toh, but look a bit '- in the jungle, since there were a cifrone of mosquitoes is hid her face in the mud (version smelly and natural points or greasy or Off), then with a cactus has created a glass to drink and the leaf of a plant from the Latin name for easy storage has been done because of shin hey, do not forget that there are one thousand feet of caterpillars with venomous claws, but if they see that you wear socks with leaves say this is a smart, let him lose (see the sharks). Then he walked and walked, has come in a canyon, he found a shrimp, and if the tycoon is well, whole and also live in the jungle because there is no time to lose, then he climbed a wall with his bare hands, he swam against the current, clung to a liana, has a dislocated shoulder but he was not, strong force scale scale, walk walk walk ... and finally arrived at the Hotel Curaçao where he was greeted at the rate of Colita.
Well, I do not think such a thing will ever happen. Rather, dear authors, I would find useful a program on how to survive in a meeting of the condominium (including the launch of dentures).
Regards, Blaz
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