Sunday, November 28, 2010
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I do not understand the type of guy Wild , that every time naturalist who attempts autosparandosi suicide in the desert with water bottle and Barbie sunglasses purchased from China under the house.
disc that teaches us ways to survive in case of need, for example if you get lost in the jungle Caribbean (things that happen eh).
Be 'the other night was thrown from a helicopter at sea (who does not?) In less than an hour and swam among the sharks, came ashore, he built a boat with buckets the Dash, has re swam among the sharks (because if you do an even number of times the sharks say, hey, it's the first imbescille let him lose), but the island has come across - be careful attention - there was a mangrove forest, then he with his Ikea boxcutter sfrakke and sfrikke the cut, then found himself - toh, but look a bit '- in the jungle, since there were a cifrone of mosquitoes is hid her face in the mud (version smelly and natural points or greasy or Off), then with a cactus has created a glass to drink and the leaf of a plant from the Latin name for easy storage has been done because of shin hey, do not forget that there are one thousand feet of caterpillars with venomous claws, but if they see that you wear socks with leaves say this is a smart, let him lose (see the sharks). Then he walked and walked, has come in a canyon, he found a shrimp, and if the tycoon is well, whole and also live in the jungle because there is no time to lose, then he climbed a wall with his bare hands, he swam against the current, clung to a liana, has a dislocated shoulder but he was not, strong force scale scale, walk walk walk ... and finally arrived at the Hotel Curaçao where he was greeted at the rate of Colita.
Well, I do not think such a thing will ever happen. Rather, dear authors, I would find useful a program on how to survive in a meeting of the condominium (including the launch of dentures).
Regards, Blaz
Saturday, November 20, 2010
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gathered here a set of categories that is not worth going one by one, so you can move more quickly to the next module, which will be divided into two classes: "The passions of the male" and "Economics of the male ".
However, group together very quickly, conclude this first overview of types (which may be enriched during the academic year with further examples and new discoveries), the most representative cases of male-annoying, those who are not dangerous but annoying in short, that make us turn the bales.
cite the famous first and pluristudiato HARD MEN, one who has the blinders on and is very narrow views. It can be about important topics such as politics, society and religion but also on more concrete aspects of everyday life. In short, if you ask, for instance, of going to the movies or eating out, it is likely that you will do at least two weeks in advance, so that it can segnarselo sull'agendina of Pokemon or avoid that evening to pull out of the freezer the broth with the noodles. Tell him the same evening, or worse, to surprise him, it would lead to a hysterical (seeing his plans WordShuffle) you and a consequent discomfort. So let's all
' ELUSIVE MAN, what you do not have the balls to take things and run. In general, who cares, but when I start to miss you, then, yes, it bothers. Maybe because once she had loved him, fruitful or not, and believes that if the rivedeste, you could suffer a lot (something that is a strong dose of self-centeredness) or perhaps, more simply, because he feels inferior to you and stand comparison. Then continues to escape and often escapes to nothing, why do not you know that you did not want him marriage proposals, the coupling or the like, but just ask him to take a coffee. Annoying!.
is the time, now, d ell ' MAN SUCKER , opposite to the previous case. The suction cup used to pretend not to understand the word "NO" and all its derivatives. A study conducted by Professor Horse of the University of Ca 'dei Oppi reveals, however, often do not pretend that the suction cup but just do not get it, do not understand. As a child he was not ever said no, and then is a term that is not entered his vocabulary. The consequences? Let's take a practical example to understand better, with two such conversations:
CASE 1:
UV (man sucker): Hello, go to the cinema tonight?
Q: Hello I can not, I already have a commitment, I'm sorry
U: Ok ... what time you step to take then?
D: No excuse, you do not understand, I can not, I have a commitment!
U: OK, go to 20.45
CASE 2 (taken from the show Beautiful, which will be discussed in a future lessons)
U Tell me you still love me!
D: No, sorry, our love is gone ..
U Tell me you still love me or I spend my life trying to win you back. ...
D: (ossignore ...)
Let us, then, from Ventosa to ' Undecided . His favorite phrase is "I do not know" or in some cases "as you like." His indecision is chronic and newspapers ranging from the most important aspects. He does not know what he wants to do tonight, do not know what he'd like to eat, do not know if he beat the piss or not, does not know whether he is in love. In short, poor, does not know is that you can not do much about it. His indecision is infinite and is not Council awaits the position of this type of male because there is a serious danger to be covered with cobwebs. Seemingly positive aspect is that you feel that, since he is not exposed, maybe you can decide the movies to see or where to go: NO, because your decision will still not good. At that cordially ask: "So, you propose something from you, no? "Answer:" Mmm, I do not know, but not what you said! "ANNOYING!
Two other award-winning on the list of annoying: 's MAN WHO THE TRUTH' IN POCKET and 's MAN Dolz . With the first We do not recommend engaging in any conversation on any topic. It will leave exhausted and, of course, annoyed because Codest male Pretender (and will also be convinced) that you have all the right answers. Everything I try to say, just to do a little 'discussion of sound, will be discarded a priori. The
Dolz instead will be able to churn out a maximum scontatezza unspeakable in front of some of your problem or to request for advice (even constructive). An example of such conversation can make the best idea:
Q: my mom I'm tired Do not take it anymore!
UD: Oh yes, do not worry, life is tough but we must face it with a smile!
D: ... ...
Or
Q: You are really asshole look, the next time he does it again I swear it's over!
UD: But how .. love is like an apostrophe between the words I love pink .. by forgive me!
D: STI COCKS
It seems to churn out these pearls of wisdom and obvious, this type of male to spend hours eating Baci jealously in a drawer and keep all the cards and then use them as weapons (bankruptcy) of cuckoo . ANNOYING!
To conclude, at the suggestion of Dr. GEI_B Fletcher, 's MAN angry . This is the kind of male who allows himself to go to the worst profanity, but until he does so, it is goliardia innocent men, the problem arises when you, a woman (in his ideal would still speak the language of the '500 and look a bit 'to the "Beatrice" by Dante) or use a bad word said, so to speak, colorful expressions. It is angry. You shut up, you look upset and then says, "But how do you speak?? But do you think?? "And the expression level playing field where we put it? ANNOYING!
Monday, November 15, 2010
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In this case, we are facing a very dangerous category, especially for those women who have a spirit of "nurse". But considering that this feature is present in most women (in doses higher or lower), the danger of running into this type of male is around the corner and for all.
Everything seems normal at first, as in many other types have already been addressed, but this time there will be something that will sound a bit 'strange from the beginning. Man victim, in fact, during your first exit will immediately begin to tell you something unpleasant that has happened childhood, his problems at work or who suffered painful separations, giving birth in you that inevitable sense of tenderness and protection typical of females. In short, you will be comforted in your arms for all the bad things that have lived. He also will make you believe, at some point, that you are his angel able to cancel all its enormous problems, the only one who can finally save. You believe it and take this report with what you see as a man sweet and fragile, so much that he trusts you and loves you with all of himself.
LEVEL OF DANGER: 8.5. Help! Every man for himself! Once initiated the relationship with man victim, the games will be made and will be hard for you, and not just goodbye. Man victim, with considerable cunning, knows how to play the victimization of its outputs with you and will do so both before and during and especially at the end of the report (especially if you decide to close.) During the report, the man uses the victim through his complaints and his constant paranoia, rest on their laurels, coming to take literally the goodness and good faith of his wife who naively tries to help him recover from all its bad luck. So, unconsciously, the woman finds herself doing the "mom" or "maid" of the male victim. At the time, however, where you'll be having some problems, it will be handsomely paid and called a "trifle" in comparison to the problems besetting terribly serious and devour the fragile mind of your man. Arrive, then, to a maximum level of endurance and decide (within reason) to terminate the relationship with the whining. It is here that presents the most difficult moment in which the hazard rises to 9 . The whining, in fact, if you leave it to you (as is likely because stoves have a child and not a boyfriend), will make you feel guilty. Heavily. You will be implicated as insensitive and heartless creatures, the bitches that left a man in need, just in time that he was about to do it to heal all their ills. At these words, my dear, not too badateci. You will not EVER a man to save the victim, even if you were Maria Goretti: it is his nature and will continue to complain even at 90 years with the Russian domestic workers who may not know Italian (Lucky you), perhaps no one will understand word of the whining of the individual.
tip: If you wish not to give up a relationship with the victim man, equip yourself with earplugs transparent so as to pretend to listen to what he says when, in fact, been thinking of something else .
Saturday, November 13, 2010
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Man pork, mind you, is not , as it may seem, man synonymous with the porn. If it is indeed clever, deceitful, but it is often beautiful and experienced amateur art so much as to forgive its transience, the man pork is a little different. With the porn man has in common only the ability, subterfuge, even though it is often much more slippery and ambiguous. We find large, widespread and pluristudiati examples in politics, even among the high echelons of the state. The pig man is, in fact, a pig (with all due respect to the poor pig, always the victims of these sad associations). It is often an ugly old man (old man UM = man) but he is still young in mind and use lure young girls. And lover of all that is rake and went to all the places where he knows that you can find women too young and inexperienced to be able to respond intelligently to his slimy advances. She loves to party and, in general, is skilled in the practice of Bunga Bunga. His behavior slimy hides a strong dose of male chauvinism and intolerance towards women, intolerance which obviously derives from the knowledge (although not admit it even under torture) of their superiority and consequent fear of being demoted and replaced by a woman.
RISK LEVEL: 7. The danger of meeting men, that spirit of emulation of the great political and powerful men, take on human behavior pork is very high. This comforting, or may frighten, is that the pig is inherent to human nature so those who try to imitate without possessing this 'talent' will fail miserably. Run into a pig man can have two levels of danger, depending on the type of woman that you entered: if young, inexperienced and willing to make a career in a fast and painless, the danger is at a 9. In the case where the human pig, however, lies in front of a strong woman, independent and not willing to endure his bullying, the danger level drops to 3. He feels helpless in fact, begin to play dirty and bad jokes to try to offend her, but she found the subject, the real hit in his insecurity by making his biggest fear (see above).
Thursday, November 11, 2010
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"We are talking about that ass for the creators of Wonderbum, are similar (in appearance and characteristics) in fruits and vegetables. According to their research, 45% of women would be "tomato," 30% "potato," 15% "pear", and the remaining 10% "catch." So many different shapes for a fun game that does not take into account the ancient system of rigid and sizes. " (Here the pearl).
Oh well ', are important research, sìssìssì.
Also I was wondering if your brain is shaped like a total drunkard khaki or quince. Just so you
free women from the strict regime of Beyoncé's ass, that's right. Not pursuing the idea that her ass is not counting (luck aside), but telling them, hey, plum ass, I like you! Especially if challenging the plum sheath dress with a taffeta, thanks.
We talk about important things, not the cabbage.
And now I and my ass watermelon we go back to work, hello.
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
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The man package is to be understood in all facets of the meaning of the term "package": first is the classic man Heavy , that you would never meet in dentist's waiting room or while you're in line at the post office because you're certain that once you activate the button "heaviness" you is not me but even more than scollerà t'intorterà and destroy you with his speeches that range from the philosophy of Kant the dead cat on the balcony up to the heaviness of his iconic phrase "life is an obstacle, but we are made to circumvent it."
But man pack is not limited to this type of specimen is male, but that too, worse than the first, and surely that is not necessarily happy if will "give the package", that gives you pit , it makes a thousand promises and then lock, does not show the appointment and maybe not even worthy to justify or apologize.
This male specimen is particularly annoying: a character is generally quiet, calm, very kind and helpful, often used phrases or expressions such as "I can not worry!" Or "excuse for tonight but tomorrow night I will forgive. "
course pack man never takes initiative in approach, indeed it is almost always the woman, naive, becomes fascinated by the excessive politeness and falls into the trap of the wolf.
The relationship with the man package seems to be for the better, until it reaches the first (and certainly not last) parcel. Generally, the typical justification of man is this "treasure I'm overwhelmed, I studied / worked / combed the chiuahua / potato plants throughout the day, you do not mind if we do another night is not it?". Obviously the woman is compassionate, is the first time that happens, it can happen to anyone and although it should not simply respond with a "do nothing on, I understand."
Since then, she must prepare for endless packages and endless absurd justifications designed and devised by man with quality package, which has now become a professional in his art.
The question is the purpose of these examples of man, that make sense to have pocketed billions of times the supposed girlfriend. E 'is often difficult to explain and reductive to think that man is so smart package to pull the package to go by his lover. In most cases the man is suffering from a real pack their condition, is stronger than him, is part of his being to pull the pack, is a behavior that probably also with friends who decide to get even with the opposite sex. He is a man who can not, however, that his pack can be quickly braise the woman who almost always dismisses it with one of his justifications readjusted to the situation, "Treasury would like to stay with you but I have to help a neighbor to kill woodworm of his furniture, so I guess I'll have for a long, perhaps a year or two ... but anyway we will meet again .. you do not mind it? "
RISK LEVEL: 6. The danger level is related mainly to the psychological pressure that must endure the unfortunate each time the parcel man invents an excuse: it is inventing an excuse because he has a lover? He does not want to go out with me because I suck? Why prefer to work than to stay with me? Oppresses it, I leave it too free? Generally, if it seems to persist, you should not worry too much and maybe ask questions but to act in a spontaneous way "because I continue to give the package?" Is not guaranteed a convincing answer, but no doubt it will get in a crisis and time will not have a justification or an excuse ready!
lecture given by Professor exceptionally skilled in Paccologia, Gianfilippo Ms. Bertini. To her our heartfelt thanks.
Saturday, November 6, 2010
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I never find the right words to explain what I do.
For goodness sake, there are many jobs that people do not understand the fly, but the editor always leaves in his eyes I spoke of an aura of great concern as the tide of oil into the Gulf of Mexico (and focus attention, to get off in the halo extends more details).
What do you do?
Editor.
...?
That is, work in a publishing house.
Ah! Writing books?
Um, no, those are the writers.
Ah.
I shall correct them and paginated.
...!
That is, I prepare them.
Ah! Li dies!
Um, no, that's the printer. I will fix them and use a program to "make" books
(blankly).
Capito. Look, I've got me 'na written to be printed on a shirt, is a gift, not you ...?
-_-Ok, I'm sending to a printer friend of mine.
Great! See you then, eh!
...
Then there's my uncle that every time he asks me if I do that please Azzio ste du 'copy, but oh well.
Friday, November 5, 2010
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Then I had a lot of things to say but it took me two ice ages to create my own page that all that remained was in there, like a bigbabbol under the counter of the school. As soon as you speak off, eh.